Hello, Blog-Followers! :D
I've missed you. Last time I posted was... February? Gosh, then it's REALLY been awhile. Hmmm. What shall we talk about today? Oh, let me remind you! Be on the lookout for another blog. It should be a short-story blog. We'll see when I actually have time to write for it. Oh, and I think I'll be changing the format of my blog. Dude, I've said 'blog' way too many times in this last paragraph. Okay. Enough about blogs. Oh wait. I want to tell you about stuff. Go to www.community.sparknotes.com. Friend request me. I'm broadway_hero. Read the stuff. Especially Dan Bergstein's and Auntie Sparknotes' ... blogs. I didn't want to say it. They made me. Really. They did it. But I agreed to it. It was pretty simple. They gave me calf-flexing werewolf powers (and a jetpack) in turn for mentioning that dreaded word--NO! DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT! I'LL CRY! NONONONO---blog. Blogblogblog. Funny stuff there. Yeah. Read on.
Facebook. Have you participated in the liking of people's statuses in turn for them telling you about how awesome you are? Do it. Or be that person who's telling you how awesome you are. Just make your status say, " 'LIKE' this status and I'll reply with a wall post telling you about things I like about you." See? That simple. It made my day. I'm about to go make others' day. (After I finish writing to y'all of course!)
I like random lyric styles as found in Beck's Loser. I think if I ever got into the music biz, I'd write a cross between that and pop. Except that is pop. So... nevermind.
Did you know that alright isn't truly a word? It's only a colloquialism. Lazy people have mashed the phrase 'all right' into one word. Like those dumb people do with the phrase 'a lot'. 'Alot' isn't a word.
Grf. Umm. Oh-- STUDENT LIFE CAMP is coming up soon! I'm SO EXCITED! :DD
I NEED new friends.
Do you watch Glee? Isn't it the best? Vomment about it below. Vomment? OMG, it's 'THE N' lingo! It's made a comeback.
What else can I blog about? Crap. I said 'blog'. Aggh. No mas! Twittah! Oh. We went on a band trip a few weeks ago. I look like a fat whale in all of the pictures we took. A huge, bloated whale.
Muchas divertido! Man, my Spanish sucks. I CAN'T BELIEVE SCHOOL ENDED! I'M A *fill-in-grade-here-because-you'll-never-figure-it-out-you-creepy-stalker-thing-freak-aaah* NOW! Whoa. I still circle the wrong grade when I fill out applications. R.O.T.F.L. Failsauce.
4 AP classes, 2 Pre-AP classes, Band and Spanish 3... Do you think I can handle it? Huh? Don't lie to me. I'll cry and throw a huge tantrum. On your face, nonetheless. AAAAH!
The Scripps National Spelling Bee was on tonight. I felt so... failuristic. I never passed the district level. Gawh. I'm way too jiggly for a teen. Makes me feel gross. I hate looking in the mirror at anything besides my face. Unless I'm crying. I don't feel like anyone likes me. Personally and romantically. Boh. I MISS MY TEACHERS! >.<
Do you see what months of withdrawal from this... blog... have done to me?! I can't even write about one topic for longer than a sentence.
I secretly change the lyrics of songs (especially gender-specific songs) that relate to my life while I sing so they become even more relatable.
TAKE MY RANDOM SURVEY!
Brains vs. Beauty (or Brawn... I don't care.)?
Awesomesauce vs. Awesomesoup?
Band vs. Choir?
Girls vs. Boys?
SparkNotes vs. CliffNotes?
MLA vs. APA?
Marching vs. Concert?
Margarine vs. Butter?
Domain vs. Range?
Madonna vs. Lady GaGa?
Lady GaGa vs. Michael Jackson?
Finn vs. Puck?
Woodwinds vs. Brass?
X (aka Useless Letter #1) vs. Q (aka Useless Letter #2)
...Can I say letter number 1 like that? A letter is not a number!
~Please realize now if you haven't already that this survey has no point. But please keep going.~
Vocal Adrenaline vs. New Directions?
Sine vs. Cosine?
Algebra vs. Geometry?
Books vs. Movies?
Music? (Yes, there's no second option. Freak.)
Bad Romance vs. Epic Romance?
Perspicacious vs. Fastidious?
Twilight vs. Harry Potter (I haven't read HP yet. SADFACE.)
Fridays vs. Saturdays?
Disaster Movie vs. Epic Movie?
YouTube vs. FailBlog?
(Ack. Not again. For my sake, don't choose the latter option. That word's a killah. *Sings* Shawty is a killah. But I really want him. And I gotta have him. Tonight. *Stops singing* That song is so ghetto. Haha. Who sings about wanting a short, unattainable criminal?)
Facebook vs. Twitter?
OMG Facts vs. Wikipedia?
MLIA vs. FML?
Love vs. Hate?
Reading Onward In Hopes That Lisa Will Stop This Incessant Ranting (aka ROIHTLWSTIR) vs. Logging Off Now Because I Don't Have The Freaking Time For All Of This Nonsense (aka LONBIDHTFTFAOTN)?
I'm done now. :] Way to go, jerk who logged off. Jerk. Patience is a virtue. Thank you, my patient friend for staying on to finish the last few sentences that probably will not benefit you in any way at all.
Sucker. Someone else logged off.
There's one more thing that I really have to tell you. But it's going to be in my short stories. If you figure it out, tell me. I think I may just go start that now.
Wow. My head is really cleared up now. Thanks for listening... er, reading.
Tastefully yours (I think),
Lisa ;]
YOU'VE WON A BILLION DOLLARS! (Not really.)
I told you reading on would benefit you. Bye guys. Love you! Have a great beginning of the summer! :]
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